var quotes=new Array() quotes[0]='“Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century.”
- Marshall McLuhan' quotes[1]='“Advertising is selling Twinkies to adults.”
- Donald R. Vance' quotes[2]='“I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.”
- Jerry Della Famina' quotes[3]='“The Death of Advertising? I think that\'s in the book of Revelation. It\'s the day when people everywhere become satisfied with their weight, their hair, their skin, their wardrobe, and their aroma.”
- Jef I. Richards' quotes[4]='“Creative without strategy is called \'art.\' Creative with strategy is called \'advertising.\'”
- Jef I. Richards' quotes[5]='“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but noquote else does.”
- Steuart Henderson Britt' quotes[6]='“Advertising is totally unnecessary. Unless you hope to make money.”
- Jef I. Richards' quotes[7]='“Good design doesn\'t cost, it pays.”
- Author unknown' quotes[8]='“Advertising is the foot on the accelerator, the hand on the throttle, the spur on the flank that keeps our economy surging forward.”
- Robert W. Sarnoff' quotes[9]='“I regard a great ad as the most beautiful thing in the world.”
- Leo Burnett' quotes[10]='“I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes.”
- Philip Dusenberry' quotes[11]='“Properly practiced creativity can make one ad do the work of ten.”
- William Bernbach' quotes[12]='“We find that advertising works the way the grass grows. You can never see it, but every week you have to mow the lawn.”
- Andy Tarshis' quotes[13]='“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.”
- Mark Twain' quotes[14]='“When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won\'t come up with a handful of mud either.”
- Leo Burnett' quotes[15]='“The best ad is a good product.”
- Alan H. Meyer' quotes[16]='“Noquote counts the number of ads you run; they just remember the impression you make.”
- William Bernbach' quotes[17]='“A good ad should be like a good sermon: It must not only comfort the afflicted, it also must afflict the comfortable.”
- Bernice Fitz-Gibbon' quotes[18]='“The business that considers itself immune to the necessity for advertising sooner or later finds itself immune to business.”
- Derby Brown' quotes[19]='“You must stir it and stump it, And blow your own trumpet, Or trust me, you haven\'t a chance.”
- W. S. Gilbert' quotes[20]='“Good copy should be like a skirt… long enough to cover all the important parts, yet short enough to keep it interesting.”
' quotes[21]='“It sure would be nice to live in a world without advertising but until aliens land and introduce an entirely new economic system, advertising will continue to make the world go \'round.”
' quotes[22]='“The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.”
- Bill Cosby' quotes[23]='“The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.”
- Tom Waitts' quotes[24]='“I regard a great ad as the most beautiful thing in the world.”
- Leo Burnett' quotes[25]='“Any fool can write a bad advertisement, but it takes a genius to keep his hands off a good one.”
- David Ogilvy' quotes[26]='“Advertising is totally unnecessary. Unless you hope to make money.”
- Jef I. Richards' var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length)) document.write(quotes[whichquote])